Sha Elektra

Hello Hasan, this is your bedtime story for tonight!
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She was waiting at the station. He was getting off the train. He didnt have a ticket so he had to bum through the barriers again. Well the ticket inspector saw him rushing through and he said, "Girl you don't know how much I missed you but we'd better run cos I havent got the funds to pay this fine. She said, "Fine." So they ran out of the station and jumped onto a bus with two of yesterdays travel cards and two bottles of Bud and he said, "You look nice." Well she was wearing a skirt and he thought she looked nice and she didn't really care about anything else because she only wanted him to think that she looked nice and he did but he was looking at her, yeah all funny in the eye. She said, "Come on boy tell me what your thinking. Now dont be shy." He said, "Alright, I'll try. All the stars up in the sky and the leaves in the trees. All the broken bits that make you jump up and grassy bits in between. All the matter in the world is how much I like you." She said, "Huh what?" He said, "Let me try and explain again. Birds can fly so high or they can shit on your head. They can almost fly into your eye and make you feel so scared but when you look at them and you see that they're beautiful. That's how I feel about you." She said, "What are you talking about? "He said, "You." She said, "Thanks I like you too." He said, "Cool."

And btw anybody who has any office pants size 29 please tell me asap cos my friend Chsrr needs them pretty badly :)

Edit 0201/ "Shasha!" "What?" "Nothing." is incredibly annoying. And please for my sake, stop spitting and cursing like a sailor. I love you.